its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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