I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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