I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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