just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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