Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I just want nice things and good sex
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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