I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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