Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
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