Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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