Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
