All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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