I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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