Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Swine flu. Run for my life!
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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