Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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