I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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