everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I feel like abortions should bother me more
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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