Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
babies were throwing up all over the place
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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