But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
this is an emotional support booty call
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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