its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Randomize
