Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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