Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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