3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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