I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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