so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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