do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I think people are normalizing furries
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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