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Wipe that smile off your face.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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