Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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