Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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