we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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