Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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