I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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