Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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