sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I think I died a long time ago.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
