apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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