He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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