I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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