Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
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