I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Cover your peen. We're going out.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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