You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Semen is not good for contacts.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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