They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Randomize
