Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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