She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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