you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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