woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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