Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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