Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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