We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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