You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
