O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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