ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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