fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
