i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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